Early Epitaphs, Anyone?

So I thought of something that I, as a writer, can provide to everyone … and it is something that everyone needs, eventually, so why not now?

I am speaking, of course, of epitaphs. If you don’t have one, you should! Why wait until the last minute, or leave it until too late? You really want to trust your “loved ones” with something this important and permanent?

Mine is: “He went too far, and now he’s gone.” Pretty snappy, eh?

Of course, that’s not my only work sample. As a Trained Epitaph Professional, I can deliver a full range of headstone-related editorial services.

And I’ll start here:

Why wait until the last minute, Mr. President?


I may have to start doing early obituaries, too. This could be big for me …

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“Half the places I have been to, never were. I make things up. Half the things I say are there cannot be found … I forget things, too. I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good, by accident and happenchance.” --The Golux